If you’re like me, you don’t have nearly enough domain names.

Today I had a simple dream, to register a domain name called “webbutt.com” and put something stupid on it.

But of course it’s taken, and some diabolical mastermind has it parked at Godaddy, waiting for someone with a hilarious notion to pay top dollar for the valuable domain. Well not this sucker. I’ll just take “buttweb.com”.

Blast! And what is on buttweb.com NSFW is far funnier than what I am capable of.

I got curious as to how many idiotic domains were already taken.

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Frequently I mail out spec scripts to television shows I would love to work on, and am just as often roundly rejected in some less than polite manner.

Here is the gist of my failed bid to write an episode of King of the Hill.

Epilogue

With the writer’s guild strike finally over, I am now free to continue pumping out script after script, each tailor-made to end up on what we in the business call, ‘the big screen’. Here are the current works in progress: