I had some credit in my mothballed cafepress account so I decided to make a shirt for my nasty friend Darren. Since he was a child, his mother thought he was disgusting and refused to call him anything else but simply “Beef Rat”.

Much research has led me to believe this is what one looks like:

If you want some gear that cannot be worn out in public, making fun of someone you do not know, please visit my storefront at cafepress. While you are there this might be your last chance to purchase a number of classic soon-to-be-discontinued items, such as the Manticore mousepad and the “Fuck History Class” coffee mug. (Manticore from The Which Way Game, angry unicorn appearing in this totally hidden bonus comic section.