It has always been my dream that in presidential debates and any other political debate of great prominence the victor would be determined by whoever managed to trick their opponent into making a statement that suggested they were gay, in complete schoolyard fashion.

Bush: “My opponent is apparently AFRAID to come out of the closet on this issue.”

Kerry: “I in fact came ALL THE WAY out of the closet on this issue back in 1998..”

Bush: “Owned. KEKEKEKEKE”

Today I tricked my online chum, whose identity I will 100% protect, into such an admission. He is now politically ruined.

And you can’t scroll it off my screen because my resolution is practically set in the millions.